Goldilocks on CCTV

By John Agard Illustrated by Satoshi Kitamura


Goldilocks on CCTV
Online price: £12.99
Hardback, 64 pages
Published: 6th October 2011

Category: Fiction 10+
Interest age, years: From 11 To 14
Key Stage: ENG RDG KS 1&2

There she was on the news,

Miss Goody Two-Shoes,

Caught on CCTV.



Don't look so shocked!

Of course you know who -

Who else but Goldilocks?



Poor Goldilocks, caught on camera breaking into a house of suburban grizzlies; \Pumpkin Biker Cinderella; two ugly sisters with attitude; Puss-in-Trainers, a feline with a feel for the cool; the Giant with a mobile phone…. Not to mention the Bad Hair Day Fairy, the teenage princess who wants a tattoo and the Dwarf Rap.



Here are 30 amazing poems which are rooted in the world of fairy tale and legend. Wickedly witty, deliciously subversive and utterly modern, the poems are also affectionate and big-hearted tributes to the original tales and characters that inspired them. This is a sizzling new collection from a master poet, brought explosively to life by Satoshi Kitamura's extraordinary black-and-white illustrations.

Contents



Puss-in-trainers

A Giant and a Mobile Phone

Goldilocks on CCTV

The Bad Hairday Fairy

Pumpkin Biker Cinderella

A Mother's Advice on the Subject of Putting Big Feet into Tiny Slippers

Did You Say Two Ugly Sisters?

Wand or Word?

The Golden Goose Talent Show

Rapunzel, Let Down

A Tattoo, by Royal Command

Lovesick Frog Prince

Damsel in Distress Rap

According to Apple

Dwarf Rap

Stepmother

Reported Missing

The Cloning of Red Riding Hoodie

Wolf

Iron Jack

Road of Granted Wishes

Frog on the Mantelpiece

A Woodcutter's Son

A Beast and a Beauty

What's in a Name?

Hag Chant

Not my Uncle Bluebeard

Mirror, Mirror

Sleeping Beauty Awakes

Award winning poet John Agard has written a sharp and sophisticated new collection which gives an original twist to well-known fairy tale characters. A rhythmic mix of rap, rhyme and free verse reinvents familiar characters for the 21st century and explores their relevance for young people today.

- School Librarian

Putting a streetwise spin on well-loved tales, 'Goldilocks on CCTV' by John Agard is a light, comedic, lyrical feast starring a busted Goldilocks, a biker Cinderella and Puss-in-Trainers.

- Junior

A contemporary take on traditional tales by the multi-award-winning and ever-popular poet, complemented by Kitamura's wonderful illustrations. Agard's anarchic retelling is full of surprises and chuckles.

- Bookseller

Editor's Choice: Kitamura's black and white illustrations are as unique as John Agard's subversive and thoroughly modern take on fairytales and legend… A gem of a collection.

- Bookfest Ireland - Recommended Reading Guide

A brilliant collection of poetry giving a contemporary and streetwise twist that will make you look at traditional fairy tales in a whole new light. Great fun!

A resolutely contemporary selection of poems tuning classic fairy tales on their heads that will delight older children and adults.

- Angels and Urchins

John Agard is one of Britain's finest poets, and in his reworking of classic fariy tales he has created a collection that is more revolutionary that cautionary.

- ABC Best Books for Children

John Agard and Satoshi Kitamura have been together for some time, and Goldilocks on CCTV, keeps up the standard. Agard offers some thought provoking updates of fairy tale characters, to which Kitamura provides a pictorial black and white commentary. This is poetry of some depth for older readers, in which, beneath the humour, Agard probes both traditional assumptions and modern mores, coming down now on one side and now on the other. Kitamura’s bold illustrations, sometimes full portraits facing the reader, sometimes silhouettes, produce a mood of challenge and mystery.

- Books for Keeps

Agard and Kitamura, what a naughty - with glottal stop - combination.

- Families South East

A brilliantly subversive series of poems for teens from the pen of awarad-winning poet Agard. Some are funny, some poignant, such as the plea from an under-appreciated stepmother or the upbeat Ugly Sisters, but a few - Not My Uncle Bluebeard for example - are quite darak and genuinely challenging. Kitamura's distinctive illustrations complete this highly original, clever book.

- Daily Mail

Best Books of 2011: The best kids’ poetry book was John Agard’s ‘Goldilocks on CCTV’ which, though directed at teenagers can be enjoyed by younger children too. These distorted takes on classic fairy tales are dark, funny and endlessly imaginative – and Satoshi Kitamura’s illustrations are cheeky, haunting and gorgeous.

- Time Out

Poems in this collection really demand to be quoted, while the illustrations, often with complex allusions to other art, complement the verse in a unique manner. A collection to reread and ponder over!

- Ibby Link

Pumpkin Biker Cinderella



Don't mean to be a pain, Fairy Godmother.

But if it isn't too much bother,

Instead of turning a pumpkin into a coach

I'll tell you what - a motorbike would be grand.

No disrespect of course to your magic wand.



I'll eat up the highway with a roar and a rev

On what was once common veg.

Think what that would do for my street cred.

I'm sure you'll manage some mega horsepower.

After all you are my fairy godmother.



I can just see those faces at the ball

When I make my entrance, crash helmet and all.

They'll wonder who's that churning hellraiser

Dressed to the nines in daredevil leather.

They'll never guess it's me, ash-girl Cinderella.



Don't trouble yourself with silver slippers.

No, I'll be happy with my biker's boots.

And by the stroke of the midnight hour

I promise I'll be back - and that's the truth -

With some stranded heart for my pinion rider.



Why are you smiling, Fairy Godmother?



Publication Details:

Binding: Hardback, 64 pages
ISBN: 9781847801838
Format: 250mm x 180mm

BIC Code: YFA, YFH, YNR
BISAC Code:  JUV037000
Imprint: Frances Lincoln Children's Books


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