Did you hear what the caterpillar did on New Year's Eve?
He turned over a new leaf.
What was the snail doing on the motorway?
About 5 centimetres an hour.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
How do you treat a sick pig?
Rub it with oinkment.
Where does a goldfish go on holidays?
Round the globe.
A whole zoo-full of animal jokes that are guaranteed to quack you up!